lord of the sad and lonely

human:

"she sucked the cum out of me like go-gurt" - straight boy in the library 

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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Q: Aye STEEZ , How You Open Up That Third Eye?

beastcoast47:

SMOKE SUMN BITCH


asked by Anonymous

earthshaker1217:

Dave Chappelle discusses rejecting Comedy Central’s $50 million contract on David Letterman. (x)

"But it’s not the end all be all."

That is the truth.